bumper sticker

I presently sport the following bumper sticker, or the mudflap sticker in my case:

"I M NOT ROSSI"

meaning 1: That people must not mistake my riding style on the highway and hills, and wrongly identify myself with the World MotoGP Champion Valentino Rossi.

meaning 2: That my riding withing city limits is too slow to be Rossi. And that I wont take any unnecessary risks like him.

I wish to have 'Last Man Riding' though.