All for want of permission !

My plan for a biking holiday in the leeward side of the Western Ghats hangs on knife-edge as the required permission from 'Higher Authority' [read Mother] seems to be 'Rejected'. Can any of you give me a plan that can help me secure the necessary permits to head on my biking holiday?

Successful ideas will get a free ride on my bike or a great cuppa cold coffee for free*

* The overall cost must not be more than that of a litre of petrol, Chennai.